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New Downtown Grand Junction Shop Emphasizes Variety, Affordability, and a Clean Setting for Local Shoppers Looking for Unique Finds.
City Officials Faced Vocal Opposition From Seniors Resisting Tentative Plans to Close Their Ouray Avenue Facility by 2027 and Move Programming to the Newly Opened Community Recreation Center.
Snyder, Who Led the Organization for Six Years and Boosted Local Sports Tourism, Will Leave His Post in November to Move to the East Coast.

The National Weather Service in Grand Junction Warns That a Warm Storm Will Bring Significant Rainfall to the Region Starting Wednesday, Increasing the Potential for Flash Flooding and Elevated River Levels Through Thursday.
The Museums of Western Colorado Announced Free Weekend Entry for the Remainder of the Year at the Grand Junction Landmark, Which Will Cease Operations in Early 2027.
The Recent Closing of the Dos Rios Drive Starbucks Won't Affect Grand Junction's Immediate Budget, but It Underscores a Deeper "Structural Deficit" in the Area, City Officials Warn.
The Popular Free Festival, Which Saw Record Attendance in 2026, Will Relocate to Grand Junction's Riverfront Park to Accommodate Its Growing Community Celebration.
Local Businesses, From Outfitters in the Town of Mesa to Retailers in Grand Junction, Experience Broad Economic Benefits as Hunters and Anglers Spend on Goods and Services Across the County.
Voters Can Use Nine Secure Locations Across Grand Junction, Clifton, Fruita, and Palisade Until 7 P.m. on November 3.
Increased Inventory Across Mesa County Is Giving Buyers More Negotiating Power, Though Expectations Vary Between Sellers and Purchasers.

A Local Publisher and Commentator Recently Shared Observations on the Extensive Upcoming Ballot, Citing Worries About Increasing State Spending, Tax Implications, and the Effectiveness of Current Legislative Practices.

Eureka! Science Museum to Host Free Fiesta Hispana
The Eureka! Mcconnell Science Museum on North Seventh Street Will Celebrate Hispanic Culture, Community Achievements, and Bilingual Education with a Free Event on November 1.

No Kings Rally in Grand Junction Emphasizes Early Voting
Indivisible Grand Junction Organized a Nonpartisan Event Saturday, Drawing Around 300 People to Focus on Voter Participation and Early Ballot Submission.
After Operating as a Food Truck, Lil Richard's Now Serves Grab-And-Go Breakfast Seven Days a Week From a Permanent Location in Downtown Grand Junction.
Colorado Parks and Wildlife Is Conducting an Operation at the Grand Junction Park This Week to Manage Beavers Destroying Cottonwood Trees and Blocking Waterways.
Wide Receiver Plays Final Collegiate Season for the Mavericks, Following His Father's Footsteps at the Local University.
Superintendent Brian Hill Detailed Enrollment Declines and Financial Disparities, but Also Highlighted Student Achievement and Strong Community Partnerships at the District's Annual State of the District Luncheon.
DISA Uranium Corp. Could Bring a New Headquarters and High-Paying Jobs to Mesa County, Supported by State Tax Credits.
The Consumer Price Index Rose Last Month, Driven by Higher Costs for Gasoline and Many Other Goods and Services, Impacting Household Budgets in Grand Junction and Across the Country.

Colorado State University Scientists at the Western Colorado Research Center Are Studying How Solar Arrays Can Protect Grapevines From Grand Valley's Extreme Weather While Generating Power.
Former Employees Cite Frustration with City Management and Developer Influence, While the City Manager Acknowledges Departures and Seeks New Hires.
The Long-Standing Bike Shop Location at 549 and 555 Main St. in Downtown Grand Junction Has Been Sold and Is Now Being Renovated for a New Dining Experience Called Valle Di Sera.
Visiting Tigers Claim Victories in Both Boys' and Girls' Races, with Grand Junction's Central High Among Competitors at the Local Event.
Owners Jim and Bernadette Jeffryes Cite Retirement, Sale Difficulties, and Economic Pressures for the Decision to Shutter the N. 12th Street Brewpub on Its Anniversary, October 24.
























