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Data From September Shows Local Real Estate Shifting Toward a Balanced Market While Prices Stay Generally Steady Across the Valley.
A Multi-Agency Search North of Grand Junction Ended Oct. 24 After Crews Located a Deceased Hiker in Rugged Terrain.
Mesa County Crews Utilized Foot Patrols, Drones, and Helicopter Support Over a Three-Day Search North of Grand Junction.
The Annual State Program Provides Direct Utility Payments, Furnace Repairs, and Weatherization Support From November 1 Through April 30.
Key Geographic Information and General Real Estate Advice Offered for Listings in the City's 81506 Zip Code Within Mesa County.
A Mesa County Judge Has Denied the County's Request to Halt Operations at Mesa View Venue, Finding the County Attempted to Impose Requirements Not Found in Its Own Land-Development Code.
Mesa County Commissioners Approved the Purchase of New Compressed Natural Gas Buses with Expanded Wheelchair Capacity for Grand Valley Transit.
Marcus Straub of Life Is Great Coaching Outlines How Exceptional Service Can Help Businesses in Mesa County Thrive and Build Lasting Customer Loyalty.
The Western Colorado Companion Animal Response Team (Westco Cart) Is Building Its Volunteer Base and Resources to Assist with Animal Rescues During Emergencies Like Wildfires in Mesa County.
The Decision to Release Peters, Convicted for Compromising Voting Machines, Followed Public Pressure From Former President Trump and Has Drawn Sharp Criticism From State Election Officials, While an Ongoing Lawsuit Alleges Federal Retaliation Against Colorado.
The Case of Former Mesa County Election Official Tina Peters, Convicted of Tampering with Voting Equipment, Became Entangled with Federal Support for Colorado, Including Aid for the Devastating Lee Wildfire, Before Governor Polis Commuted Her Prison Sentence.
The 6-0 Vote Gives Local Officials Time to Develop Planning and Development Codes for Facilities with Significant Resource Demands, Following a Similar Move by Mesa County.
Professionals From Grand Junction, Fruita, and Mesa County Used Wheelchairs and Simulated Sensory Impairments to Assess Local Infrastructure Accessibility on October 8.
A Four-Acre Parcel in Clifton Near the Colorado River Will Become a County-Owned Wetlands Mitigation Site, Reducing Costs for Future Road and Bridge Projects.
Mesa County Commissioners Approved the Purchase of Three New Compressed Natural Gas Buses for Grand Valley Transit's Paratransit Service, Largely Funded by a Federal Grant Exceeding $600,000.
Local Businesses, From Outfitters in the Town of Mesa to Retailers in Grand Junction, Experience Broad Economic Benefits as Hunters and Anglers Spend on Goods and Services Across the County.
Voters Can Use Nine Secure Locations Across Grand Junction, Clifton, Fruita, and Palisade Until 7 P.m. on November 3.
DISA Uranium Corp. Could Bring a New Headquarters and High-Paying Jobs to Mesa County, Supported by State Tax Credits.
The Consumer Price Index Rose Last Month, Driven by Higher Costs for Gasoline and Many Other Goods and Services, Impacting Household Budgets in Grand Junction and Across the Country.
Discussions on 'Election Integrity' Involved Peters, Who Was Recently Released From Prison After Felony Convictions Related to a Security Breach of Local Election Equipment.
The Business Incubator Center, Born From Boom-And-Bust Cycles, Continues to Support Local Entrepreneurs and Foster Jobs Across the Grand Valley.
A Mesa County District Judge Has Issued a Preliminary Injunction Limiting How Developers Can Use a Shared Private Easement Near Palisade, Affecting Solar Projects, Road Safety, and Property Rights While a Lawsuit Proceeds.
Individual and Small Employer Plans on the State's Affordable Care Act Marketplace Will Increase, with Mesa County Facing Over 15% Rate Hikes Due to Expiring Federal Subsidies.
The County's Unanimous Decision Creates a 12-Month Moratorium to Allow for Public Input and the Development of New Land-Use Regulations for These Facilities.
